OiledUpSam

Ask me anything   Sam Johnson | 18

| West Midlands | England | U.K

I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see.

I wanted to breathe smoke.

I kissed her on a chubby cheek, we fell in love in three days.
I bit her bottom lip; it bled.

— 3 days ago

I went tonight trying to be sober. I was. But then I’m glad I did drink so I could sleep.

— 5 days ago
#me  #sad 

lyxdelsic:

when u starin at your crush and they catch u

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(via mirahxox)

— 6 days ago with 121998 notes

mirahxox:

beyonceish:

N EV ER FUCKNI N FOR GET 

Dude..did he try to stick a remote up his butt?

— 6 days ago with 61227 notes