OiledUpSam

Ask me anything   Sam Johnson | 18

| West Midlands | England | U.K

I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see.

I wanted to breathe smoke.

yourstarcolouredeyes:

bwarch:

zio-masada:

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

The look in his eyes is majestic.

(Source: babylonian, via enemies-and-hennessy)

— 6 days ago with 703407 notes

Eventually broke myself into two, but every moment was all, all for you.

— 1 week ago

iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

(via faithandfury)

— 3 weeks ago with 257626 notes
reparrishcomics:

the first in a hideous crossover series that nobody asked for

reparrishcomics:

the first in a hideous crossover series that nobody asked for

— 4 weeks ago with 2425 notes
me at uni  nose ‘n’ all

me at uni  nose ‘n’ all

(Source: iconoclastsunite, via noterotic)

— 1 month ago with 5874 notes